Jason’s dream break would be trekking in the Himalayas. Or climbing the trail to Machu Picchu. Or somewhere with interesting food.

But it’s his hot young boyfriend Ollie’s turn to choose. So here they are, celebrating their first anniversary in the trashy tropics of Gran Canaria, looking forward to such romantic treats as gay bingo and riding the big inflatable banana.

With predatory neighbours and cheap, free-poured drinks, what could possibly go wrong?

“Riotous comedy. Packed to bursting with bitchy one-liners” Gay Times

“The comedy is spot on. Killer dialogue” The Stage

“Blackburn’s writing remains light and funny but certainly has the air of being incredibly real” British Theatre.Com

“If you want to beat the January blues with a bit of light hearted fun then Alright Bitches! is the perfect tonic” West End Wilma