Garth has hung up his slutty white vests for good, and is attempting monogamy with new boyfriend Drew. And now they’re on holiday. On a ship. With two thousand hot gay men.

In the next cabin is their put-upon friend Fat Pam and her new beau: the gorgeous, French, charming and 100% straight Phillipe. So at least he’s off limits…

Laugh-out-loud, heartfelt production.’ – Pinkwire

‘A menagerie of excellently-timed wit.’ – West End Wilma

‘A boatload of nautical naughtiness that brings high-camp to the high-seas… book yourself a first-class ticket.’ – Gay Times

‘A night of pure entertainment.’
Everything Theatre